<span>尚九熙</span>他高兴了，往前台打电话，当然提到了张鹤伦的英语他不过关，最后说的这东西挺可笑的</p>

<span>周九良</span>他说什么呀？</p>

<span>尚九熙</span>一打电话：喂，Help! Something want to eat me</p>

<span>周九良</span>什么意思？</p>

<span>尚九熙</span>救命，有东西要吃我</p>

<span>周九良</span>谁吃谁呀？</p>

<span>尚九熙</span>他就说蟑螂可能要要他，不会说呀，前台当真事了，好家伙把这救援队都给招来了</p>

<span>周九良</span>招人救援对干嘛呀？</p>

<span>尚九熙</span>呼呼啦啦来了得有二十多号人，拿着捕兽的夹子，拿着大铁网进屋一看就这么大一蟑螂，张鹤伦一看这情况他也慌了，跟人家也交流不上，想起他这个律师的朋友来了，拿起电话一拨那电话号，想跟他们说：这是我的律师（This is my lawyer），结果他张嘴就说错了</p>

<span>周九良</span>他说什么呀？</p>

<span>尚九熙</span>This is my loser</p>

<span>周九良</span>loser</p>

<span>郭德纲</span>不错不错</p>

<i>郭麟希</i>好，给你俩加分</p>

<span>郭德纲</span>还等什么走吧</p>

<span>周九良</span>再见师父</p>

<span>郭德纲</span>赶紧走，让我痛快痛快</p>

后台</p>

<span>张九龄</span>顶啊？</p>

<span>秦霄贤</span>这是我头一回在师父面前使活</p>

<span>张九龄</span>真假的？</p>

<span>秦霄贤</span>红豆、红枣、当归、枸杞</p>

<span>张九龄</span>古法养生</p>

<span>栾云平</span>这对于老秦来说是不是挺紧张的</p>

<span>秦霄贤</span>我特别顶现在</p>

<span>郭德纲</span>要是光师父在底下演</p>

<span>秦霄贤</span>光是师父就更完了</p>

<i>郭麟希</i>旋哥别怕，我还在下面坐着呢，你要是看着师父紧张你就看我</p>

<span>秦霄贤</span>行，走吧</p>